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"You'll break the worry habit the day you decide you can meet and master the worst that can happen to you." - Arnold Glasgow

Don't worry if you're a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it. -Unknown

The cloning of humans is on most of the lists of things to worry about from Science, along with behaviour control, genetic engineering, transplanted heads, computer poetry and the unrestrained growth of plastic flowers - Lewis Thomas (1913 - 1993)

You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they do - Olin Miller

Quit worrying about your health. It'll go away - Robert Orben

Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.- Lily Tomlin (1939 - )

Forget about style; WORRY about results. - Bobby Orr 

In all recorded history there has not been one economist who has had to worry about where the next meal would come from. - Peter Drucker

Do not worry about your difficulties in Mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater. - Albert Einstein (1879 - 1955)

Farmers only WORRY during the growing season, but towns people WORRY all the time.- Edgar Watson Howe 

Please hassle me. I live on stress!

That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another....Charles M. Schulz (1922 - 2000), Charlie Brown

Stressed is desserts spelled backwards.

In case you're worried about what's going to become of the younger generation, it's going to grow up and start worrying about the younger generation.- Roger Allen

When we have nothing to WORRY about we are not doing much, and not doing much may supply us with plenty of future worries. - Chinese Proverb 

Don't worry about people stealing an idea. If it's original, you will have to ram it down their throats - Howard Aiken (1900 - 1973)

Worry a little bit every day and in a lifetime you will lose a couple of years. If something is wrong, fix it if you can. But train yourself not to worry. Worry never fixes anything - Mary Hemingway

If only the people who WORRY about their liabilities would think about the riches they do possess, they would stop Worrying. - Dale Carnegie

The only thing wealth does for some people is to make them WORRY about losing it. - 1753-1801, French Journalist, Epigrammatist

Stop Worrying about the potholes in the road and celebrate the journey! - Barbara Hoffman

Stress: when your body sweets bullets and your mind shoots blanks

Worry is the darkroom in which "negatives" are developed.

Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.

Every problem has its price, but if you worry about it you pay double.

Worry is like a rocking chair, it gives you something to do but doesn't get you anywhere.

Who says worry doesn't help. All those things I worry about don't happen.

Rule number one is,
don't sweat the small stuff.
Rule number two is,
it's all small stuff. --Robert Eliot

Blessed is the person who is too busy to worry in the daytime and too sleepy to worry at night.

How much pain they have cost us, the evils which have never happened. --Thomas Jefferson

If you see ten troubles coming down the road, you can be sure that nine will run into the ditch before they reach you. --Calvin Coolidge

A day of worry is more exhausting than a day of work. --John Lubbock

I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them never happened. --Mark Twain

Some men storm imaginary Alps all their lives, and die in the foothills cursing difficulties which do not exist. --Edgar Watson Howe

It is not the cares of today, but the cares of tomorrow, that weigh a man down. --George MacDonald

Real difficulties can be overcome, it is only the imaginary ones that are unconquerable. --Theodore N. Vail

We probably wouldn't worry about what people think of us if we could know how seldom they do.  --Olin Miller

Worry is imagination misplaced.

He who fears he will suffer, already suffers because of his fears. --Montaigne

Never borrow sorrow from tomorrow!

Never take the advice of your fears.

We steal if we touch tomorrow. It is God's. --Henry Ward Beecher

Our doubts are traitors and make us lose the good we oft might win by fearing to attempt. --William Shakespeare

To him who is in fear everything rustles. --Sophocles

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