 Bonnie
Burns: CEO and President
Facts:
Bonnie is famous for providing the information for Volume M
of the Britannica Encyclopedia. She traveled around the
world 3 times, and was aboard IFREMER's when the Titanic was
discovered in the North Atlantic. In 1998, she was the first
women to bungee jump from the Golden Gate Bridge. After her
arrest for that feat, she did community service helping
children learn the long lost art of soap carving.
True
Facts:
B.S. Degree in Psychology. Master's Degree in Holocaust
Studies, Life Coach. President and owner, SEO Consultant
of
www.ontheavenues.com and Web
Designer. Always has a good hair day, a dry
sense of humor, tends to be on the OCD side, and always
keeps her collar up. The techie/Geek of the Team and the
best at worrying. Plays a terrible game of golf
and cheats at Monopoly.
Speak to Bonnie personally when you
call the worry help line....1-866-WORRY4U.
Professor Boyd F:
Facts:
Raised by moon shiners in the deep south, Boyd learned to
appreciate chemistry at a young age. He came up with the
secret formula for better grain alcohol that was stolen from
him by the Jack Daniel's company. Soon after, Boyd sold his
secret formula to
Avon Beauty Products where it is now a synthetic base for
lipstick.
Boyd is a consultant to the FBI and CIA in the area of
hand to hand combat. He earned his Black Belt from famed
Bruce Lee.
True
Facts:
Multiple Master Degrees in Sports Medicine and Biology. Ph.D
in Exercise and Wellness from ASU and a Certified Athletic
Trainer. Currently a University Professor in the Pacific
Northwest. The man of the group who has agreed to work with
us crazy women. Very analytical. Can't fool Boyd!
Linda L:
Facts:
Linda grew up on a pig farm, which was weird as she is
also kosher. But her family hit oil and decided to move to NYC
so Linda could learn to read and write. Linda was quoted as
saying "Pig farming is the place for me. Farm living is the life
for me. Land spreading out, so far and wide. Keep Manhattan,
just give me that countryside."
But she soon learned to love NYC
when she discovered Bloomingdales.
True
Facts: B.S.
Degree in Mathematics. One heck of a tennis player! She is
our financial wizard, and yes, she will pick up a penny from the
ground. A New Yorker with just a bit of the New York attitude.
Linda knows people...if you know what I mean.
Bette Z:
Facts:
Bette is best know as the creator of the green olive in the
Martini. Disliking the after taste of the onion in her favorite
drink, she experimented with alternatives. From peaches, to
mint, to finally the green olive. she found the taste a perfect
compliment. Bette began an aggressive marketing campaign by
traveling to bars, clubs and lounges across the country. Her 3
year bar trek netted her wonderful success and a short stay with
AA. But after recovery, she opened her own Martini Lounge, which
became a national chain across America.
True Facts:
BS Degree in Business Administration. Bette's background
includes business statistical analysis, and President of her own
business which provided user analysis for top 500 high power
websites. Bette has turned her professional background of
finance and sales into the real estate profession, and is now a
premier realtor for Century 21.
www.bettezerba.com or
www.centralphoenixliving.com Bette's talents for The
Worry Club covers our marketing material and advertising,
allowing us to reach the millions of users needing our
assistance.
Laura B:
Facts:
Laura came from Royalty. Her ancestors owned the first chickpea
farm but it was Laura who accidentally invented Hummus. As a
child she was stampeded by a heard of wild goats, leaving her a
bit confused. The family castle grounds had a winery and
chickpeas. Laura was asked to go to the vineyard, pick grapes
and then, using the old fashion method, stamp them down with her
bare feet. She instead went to the chickpea side, picked them
and then walked upon them. She realized her mistake after about
5 hours and was afraid she would be sent the a convent, so she
added some spices to the mix and called it Hummus, as she would
hum as she stamped. It was such a hit, the family began
producing it in large amounts and made a fortune. But, their
country was soon over run and the castle destroyed. Laura and
family sailed to America and she began life anew in the circus.
Known as Laura the Launcher as she could toss people 500 yards.
True Facts:
Laura has a strong sales and marketing background as well as
years a a DJ, and radio host. She now spends her time selling
real estate and writing the next great American novel!!!! Harry
Potter...look out!
Nanci G:
Facts:
Born in a coal mine where her mother worked delivering coffee to
the miners was a tough start to life for Nanci. But the
hardships of poverty in the Appalachian Mountains of West
Virginia did not deter her from making a go at life. Married at
age 11 to her first cousin Bobby Joe, Nanci learned early how to
care for a home, herd sheep, drink red-eyes with the boys and
brew home-made grain alcohol. At age 15, she tired of the simple
life in her tin-roof home and fled her husband for the big
city...she hitched a ride from a very old lady who took Nanci to
Kansas City. There, Nanci learned to read and write and do foot
massages. When the old lady died, she left Nanci her fortune, 85
dollars. Nanci used the money to opened a porn web site where
she had a web cam and made a fortune doing self massages to her
feet for foot fetish viewers.
True Facts:
With a masters in Social Work, Nanci has worked diligently in
the mental health field with challenged clients. She also has a
love of animals and runs her own Pet Sitting business in the
Phoenix Metro Area. A joy to know, a great listener and a
wonderful sense of humor and elegance can be found in the person
we know as Nanci with and I
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