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Bonnie Burns: CEO and President
Facts: Bonnie is famous for providing the information for Volume M of the Britannica Encyclopedia. She traveled around the world 3 times, and was aboard IFREMER's when the Titanic was discovered in the North Atlantic. In 1998, she was the first women to bungee jump from the Golden Gate Bridge. After her arrest for that feat, she did community service helping children learn the long lost art of soap carving.

True Facts: B.S. Degree in Psychology. Master's Degree in Holocaust Studies. Works as an SEO Consultant and Web Designer. Always has a good hair day, a dry sense of humor, tends to be on the OCD side, and always keeps her collar up. The techie/Geek of the Team and the best at worrying.   Plays a terrible game of golf and cheats at Monopoly.

Professor Boyd F:
Facts: Raised by moon shiners in the deep south, Boyd learned to appreciate chemistry at a young age. He came up with the secret formula for better grain alcohol that was stolen from him by the Jack Daniel's company. Soon after, Boyd sold his secret formula to Avon Beauty Products where it is now a synthetic base for lipstick. Boyd is a consultant to the FBI and CIA in the area of hand to hand combat. He earned his Black Belt from famed Bruce Lee.

True Facts: Multiple Master Degrees in Sports Medicine and Biology. Ph.D in Exercise and Wellness from ASU and a Certified Athletic Trainer. Currently a University Professor in the Pacific Northwest. The man of the group who has agreed to work with us crazy women. Very analytical. Can't fool Boyd!

Linda L:
Facts: Linda grew up on a pig farm, which was weird as she is also kosher. But her family hit oil and decided to move to NYC so Linda could learn to read and write. Linda was quoted as saying "Pig farming is the place for me. Farm living is the life for me. Land spreading out, so far and wide. Keep Manhattan, just give me that countryside." But she soon learned to love NYC when she discovered Bloomingdales.

True Facts: B.S. Degree in Mathematics. One heck of a tennis player!  She is our financial wizard, and yes, she will pick up a penny from the ground. A New Yorker with just a bit of the New York attitude. Linda  knows people...if you know what I mean.

Bette Z:
Facts:
Bette is best know as the creator of the green olive in the Martini. Disliking the after taste of the onion in her favorite drink, she experimented with alternatives. From peaches, to mint, to finally the green olive. she found the taste a perfect compliment. Bette began an aggressive marketing campaign by traveling to bars, clubs and lounges across the country. Her 3 year bar trek netted her wonderful success and a short stay with AA. But after recovery, she opened her own Martini Lounge, which became a national chain across America.

True Facts: BS Degree in Business Administration. Bette's background includes business statistical analysis, and President of her own business which provided user analysis for top 500 high power websites. Bette has turned her professional background of finance and sales into the real estate profession, and is now a premier realtor for Century 21. www.bettezerba.com Bette's talents for The Worry Club covers our marketing material and advertising, allowing us to reach the millions of users needing our assistance.

Cindy C:
Facts: Cindy is best known as the inventor of the Shoe collection. She loved shoes, needed shoes, changed her shoes 3-5 times a day. She had an entire room for her shoes...she even slept in shoes. She was so addicted, she hunted out the best know shoe designer in the world and married him. Cole Haan almost went bankrupt on supplying Cindy with shoes that he sold out to Nike, who promised to keep Cindy in shoes for life. Of course, Cindy later divorced Haan and is now into jewelry and his her eyes on diamonds...so be afraid...be very afraid!

True Facts: A Master Degree in Counseling, Cindy has dedicated her life to helping those with behavioral problems, drug addictions, family issues as it relates to young adults.

 

 
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