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The Worry Club Help Line 1-866-worry4u  provides confidential emotional support, 24 hours a day for people who are experiencing feelings of distress or despair, including worry, stress and other problems. We are here for you if you’re worried about something, feel upset or confused, or you just want to talk to someone

What happens when I call The Worry Help Line
When  you phone, we will will not judge you or tell you what to do. We might ask you how you are feeling and invite you to talk about your feelings. We give you the time and space that you need to talk if you want to.

“The person at the other end of the phone gave time to me to speak to me and asked me gentle questions and waited for my response. It made me feel that I wasn’t the only one that was going through it, really, which helped me quite a lot. At the end of the phone call I did feel better- not better enough to be out of the crisis but better in that I felt better that I had spoken to somebody about it. I didn’t feel quite so isolated.”

“I really liked the way the woman dealt with my problems. She was very calm and did not judge. She seemed to understand and appeared generally interested and sympathetic with my state. I like the way you deal with things in a personal and anonymous way, as it is very difficult for me to talk about my ongoing depression, but I never feel pressured to do so or say anything I am not happy revealing.” Worry caller

Why do people call you?

People contact us for completely individual reasons. Commonly mentioned are relationships, work, money, stress and feeling alone.

“It is like a sort of safety blanket to me, as I know that I can always talk to someone who is not connected to anything and will not pre-judge me or the situation I am in. The time I contacted The Worry Club was when I had all my family around me, was in a loving environment and was completely ’safe’. However, sometimes this can be the most lonely time. I am just so glad my mother gave me the 1-866-worry4u number; otherwise I don’t know what would have happened.”

“People suggested to me that I call The Worry Club if I felt desperate at night. I was feeling very upset,  I didn’t know what to do. So I just rang the Worry Club to see what they would say, to see if they could help me.” “At the end of that day everyone deals differently with their own problems. Everybody’s different.”

Why don’t people talk to friends and family instead?
Some people do not have the support of friends or family. Others do but find that talking to someone neutral can be beneficial.

“It can be quite frightening when you’re very emotionally lonely and you can’t sleep and you can’t call anyone because you don’t want to disturb people and worry them. If you called your friends at 3am in the morning, you would worry them and you might annoy them a bit. I don’t think I could cope with that either. And sometimes fiends and family can’t be neutral because they’re very involved with you and when you’ve been ill so long, they may lose patience. It’s good to be able to talk to someone who’s kind of neutral and not caught up in it all.”

“I found talking things through very helpful, especially at a time when I had exhausted the ears of friends and family. It was helpful to have someone calm and neutral and there at all times of the day. The troubles and crises you find yourself in, all seem to overwhelm you at a time when a friend or relative would find it inconvenient. Also, sometimes feelings that overwhelm you and seem insurmountable at night, often seem far more cope-able in the morning. For that reason, talking to The Worry Help Line  is very helpful because they don’t continue the problem over the time phase that you need, as a friend might.”

How do people feel after they have called
“It was helpful, every time I spoke to anybody it helped relieve tension and frustration.”

“By my phone call I gained a lot more confidence to be able to lift my head up and try to carry on with life for the sake of my children.”

“I think calling The Worry Help Line gave me the confidence in me. The fact that somebody understood, did not criticize, did not palm me off, did not judge or advise- I mean they never really advised me to do anything in particular, but gave me back my confidence in me as a person. And that gave me the confidence to go on.”

I am thinking of calling. Should I?
If you think you might benefit from confidential emotional support then we are here for you. We will not judge you if you call. We understand that sometimes it can feel difficult to pick up the telephone. But once you dial 1-866-worry4u you will begin to feel relief as you have taken the first step in making your life better

“I would tell anyone to call The Worry Help Line because they’ve always helped me and you haven’t got anything to lose. If they don’t help you, it’s just a phone call, you don’t have to tell anyone that you’ve called them and it’s all anonymous. It’s worth a try. Even if you aren’t on the point of depression, you can still be going through immense pain and distress- almost unbearable - and the worry help line  staff are fantastic at easing your pain.”

“It’s a step on the road to wherever you want to go. I was feeling very depressed and very lonely, my life was just going round and round in a circle. By phoning 1-866-worry4u it was the first step on the way forward.”

Are you confidential?
Everything a caller says is confidential to The Worry Help Line unless:

  • We have informed consent from a caller to pass on information
  • We are passed information about acts of terrorism or bomb warnings
  • A caller attacks or threatens or to states they will cause bodily harm to another

Why is there a fee to speak to you?

We charge a fee for our services because we believe what we offer to you is valuable and helpful. This is our business, and we determined the fee to be very affordable. We charge 1.99 a minute, with the first 5 minutes free. This means you can speak for as long as you wish or as little as you want, or call as often as you need. The point is, we actually save you money. No driving to find a local free therapist or community service organization, no traffic, no paper work, insurance forms, private and confidential, helpful and available 27/7.

Lets face it, your stress and worries is making your life hard, and it affects your life and those around you.. For just a few dollars, you can speak to a professional that can help make your life more manageable, help you feel better and offer you a neutral ear to help you regain your life. 

We are here to help you worry less so you can enjoy life more!!

My teenager things he knows it ALL. No matter what the topic, he thinks he knows it all the answers. Sure, he is bright, but there is just so  much we can take. We are beginning to feel not only less intelligent, but pretty stupid in dealing with him as parents.
Sally and James - Spokane WA


Ok, so you have a bright kid. Keep him challenged as  he continues to learn, he will continue to do well in school. Which means a great college and an excellent career and before you know it, all that suffering turns into a son that will soon send you to Europe and buy you a home in Palm Beach. So hang in there....and just for you, we have The Captain Smartypants store. Full of products for the know-it all.
 


My boyfriend admitted to having an affair and stated that he wants to have affairs with other women, but still loves me and that I shouldn't mind as this will have no affect on our relationship. I am worried that I will lose him if I say he cannot have affairs on the side What do I do?
Nancy - New Jersey


This is easy....Leave him. Leave him now, Go far away. You do not need to be treated like that. Consider this, he has already left you every time he has an affair. So pack him up and move him out.

It is election time and it is my first time voting.  I have studied all the issues, have selected the candidates that I want for my State, decided on new propositions and who I want for president. I am worried that I will not complete the forms correctly and that I will screw up. This may sound silly, but because it is my first time, I want my vote to count when Nov 2 comes.
Ruby J - Seattle

First, congrats on voting for the first time. Think of the power you have when you vote. I mean, it can be your single vote that elects the President. In that case, I hope you vote for the same guy I will. As far as the voting forms...do not worry. They will help explain them to you at the voting booth. That is what those nice volunteers help you with. You will know who they are because they have the 'hello my name is .... tag'  If someone offers to pay you to vote for someone, say no....unless it is a million in cash. So hang in there, do not worry. You will do just fine. If it is buttons, or forms, or computers, or whatever, your vote will get through. And if you mess up, well, it only affects the well-being of the entire nation, whose voting outcome rests on your shoulders! Now that is something to worry about:-)

I never seem to have enough money. I have a full time job, and I pay my bills, but there never seems to be enough left. I worry everyday about having enough money to carry me through life.
Frank R - Kansas

Everyone wants more money. The more we make, the more we want. Ask any rich man if he has enough money and he will say no. Money is just dirty paper passed on from one person to another. The more paper we have, the more we can pass it on to others as we buy more stuff. because isn't that what we are doing...we are just buying more stuff. I like stuff....lots of it. But for some reason, the money seems to run out before I can buy more stuff. I could use credit cards, and buy more stuff and not worry about paying until next month. But, will I have more money by then??? Nope. I can print my own, but that is illegal, and besides, who want to inhale those toxic fumes, and prison green is not my color. And who knows how long my life will be. My mother use  to say that I should save my money for a rainy day. Well, I live in the desert, and I should be very rich as it never rains, but I would rather not wait for that rare rainy day and spend it now. Of course, having money as we age...well that is something to worry about. You can forget Social Security...that will not pay for much any more, and with prices for health care etc raising, well....enjoy the money now!!! But if I were you, I would speak to an expert who can review your finances and set you on a road of less worry by preparing for the future! Well, thanks for contacting us...I am off to go shopping!
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I am in law school and the stress is unbelievable. I worry so much, it gets in the way of my study. If you are not the best, then future positions in promising law firms can not be attained. I worry!!!! Help!!!
Carol C - NYC

Good for you...law school. Very admirable professional, as I am sure we can all use more lawyers. I think worry, stress and anxiety are just other words for law school. I mean, they go together so well. I never heard of any lawyer who did not experience all three during the course of their degree. Besides, think law school is hard, wait till you become an attorney. Getting those billable hours a week, handling peoples lives, finding the perfect Armani suit to impress the Judge, co-workers, clients, family and friends. Making sure the Coach briefcase you carry has no scratches and the Gucci shoes are highly shines. Then there is the car...do you go for the convertible sports, the big fancy car, maybe a Rolls. Such choices to make once you graduate. So, don't sweat the studies, just do it, as you will soon find that law school was a breeze once you hit the work force. But...should the worries really be affecting you, be sure to visit your school counselors for some advice, join a good study group, and try and find some free time to relax.
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I live in the Phoenix, Arizona metro area (as I believe you are located as well) and have big worry. The West Nile thing. I am so afraid to go outside because I may get bit by a mosquito that carries the disease. Sometimes, I may get a bug bit and worry that it is a mosquito bite and then the worry becomes obsessive. HELP!
Mandy S - Phoenix, AZ

How perfect an email. I too worry about West Nile in a big way. I even have become addicted to Deet. I carry the bug spray with me everyplace I go. It is now an extension of my arm as it is never out of reach. Just the other day, I was visiting a friends home in Central Phoenix, and  one of the people with us had just recovered after 5 weeks of West Nile...and they lived just down the street from my friend. So, of course, I sprayed again with my Deet.  I could have chosen to stay inside...but I just love having a tan. So I just do my ODC things, like always refilling the water birdfeeder each day with new water, always  making sure the water in the dogs pool is fresh and clean. Spraying my deet and so on. I mean if the bug gets you...you may not even get sick, many do not, but I take precautions anyway. But...just in case I do get it, I figure that if anything, I will get some much needed rest from work, most likely lose weight, catch up on some books, watch old movies and become a couch potato. And of course, as I have a great tan...will still look healthy:-) So just do what the pros tell you we should do to protect yourself. And be sure to check to see if your neighborhood has been sprayed, and if not..when. And besides, our summer is almost over and we will be in post-summer ( I believe we have 4 seasons. pre-summer, summer, hell, and post-summer)
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Help...I feel like a child trapped in an adult body. I do not want to grow up.  Can I remain successful, will I age well, who will care for me when I get too old to take care of myself. I worry so much that my actions are starting to regress to a child.
Hilary T - California

Oh please...give it a rest already. There is nothing wrong in feeling like a kid. If anything, it is what will keep you young at heart. And if we feel young, we tend to feel better. Sure, we may age and our looks will fade. But thank goodness for plastic surgeons and botox (should you wish to freeze that smile) I tend to stay away from mirrors. And when the time comes and you need help just to get to the bathroom...well check yourself in to a fine elder care resort, which you will be able to afford because you will remain successful so you can afford the luxury of exceptional resort care. But heck...this is life, and  getting older sucks big time. So, chin up (get a doctor if you need it lifted) and go out and buy a Playstation..I just did and I feel wonderful! So many games, so little time.
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Can to much worry kill you? I seem to worry a lot about everyday happenings. Sometimes I can not sleep or eat, and I worry that I may get sick.
John B - Chicago

Can worry kill you? Well, I am still breathing. But actually, yes, if you do not take care of yourself because of this, you can make yourself sick. So, we strongly suggest that you seek professional assistance if you worry so much it keeps you from functioning clearly and taking care of yourself correctly.

I worry everyday about all types of stuff. But I also know that most of the worry is not in my control...and what I can control, I can cope with. I use humor a lot, keep my mind active, and basically worry about others so I do not need to worry for myself. Some say that is kind of screwed up...but guess what, I am happy, deal with things well and have great hair days all the time. So John, seek some professional assistance and learn to relax and enjoy life as best as possible.
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